Here in Peep Town
“FBI is a gang of professional criminals paid by the government to break the government’s own laws. FBI itself is above the law. It buries its agents so deeply in anonymity that they can’t be identified by any central authority. They operate freely, unconstrained by oversight or accountability. Is it any wonder that some of them, armed with the most sophisticated privacy invasion tools in existence, use those tools for their own ends?”
“No one will believe you.”
The Postal So-called Police
Captain Chappaquiddick
Faggy Boys Inc.
Our Elected Representatives
A Peepie Primer
Robert the Pervert
The Three Stooges
I Telephone the President
An Arrest?
How the Peepies Enforce
Mob Rule
Considering a Career?
Senator Couldnthelp
Circus Life
A Love Letter
Hal the Pig, CPA
American President Lines
The Cable Guy
Hard Work Pays Off
A Visit from the Plumber
Freaky Me
The Casting Couch
Peep Town Now
Peep Town Now
The events chronicled in Here in Peep Town occurred between 1989 and the present. Has anything changed in thirty plus years? Click on the underlined headings to compare the originals.
Will San Francisco always be a haven for an FBI-supported gang of homosexual Peeping Toms? I decided to find out by asking the mayor and the police chief. I sent them both identical letters.
My name is William Peyser. I am the author of the website Here in Peep Town, http://peeptown.net.
A handful of homosexual Peeping Toms and their FBI accomplices has been holding San Francisco captive for decades. These perverts have the ability to invade the privacy of anyone at all, including you, and they do so at will. Personally, I'm tired of having my apartment bugged, my cell phone tapped, my computer monitored, and my mail stolen.
What, if anything, do you propose to do to liberate San Francisco from these criminals and restore privacy to the citizenry? Your response to this letter, or the fact that you chose not to respond, will be published on my website at peeptown.net/now for the world to read.
cc: Mayor London N. Breed, Chief William Scott
San Francisco’s So-Called Mayor
Ms. Breed, whose qualifications for public office are unclear to me, makes pretty speeches filled with platitudes and does nothing. Her reaction to my letter was consistent with her normal routine. Coward that she is, she ignored it. Here is her proof of receipt.
The letter I sent to Chief William Scott by certified mail never got delivered. It disappeared within the postal system. So I sent him a second copy of the same letter, again by certified mail. Once again, it wasn't delivered and disappeared within the postal system. Here are my two certified mail receipts.
Do you think the letters were lost? My odds of winning the state lottery are better than the odds of two certified mail letters identically addressed being lost in succession by accident. What do you think I should do? Should I call Inspector Louie and report two certified mail letters stolen? Should go online and fill out a couple of forms?
San Francisco’s So-Called Police Chief
I didn’t waste my time doing either of the above. Instead, I sent Chief Scott the same letter a third time, but this time by regular mail. It was delivered immediately. He was far too cowardly to reply himself. He had one of his lieutenants email me this ridiculous response.
