Here in Peep Town
“FBI is a gang of professional criminals paid by the government to break the government’s own laws. FBI itself is above the law. It buries its agents so deeply in anonymity that they can’t be identified by any central authority. They operate freely, unconstrained by oversight or accountability. Is it any wonder that some of them, armed with the most sophisticated privacy invasion tools in existence, use those tools for their own ends?”
“No one will believe you.”
The Postal So-called Police
Captain Chappaquiddick
Faggy Boys Inc.
Our Elected Representatives
A Peepie Primer
Robert the Pervert
The Three Stooges
I Telephone the President
An Arrest?
How the Peepies Enforce
Mob Rule
Considering a Career?
Senator Couldnthelp
Circus Life
A Love Letter
Hal the Pig, CPA
American President Lines
The Cable Guy
Hard Work Pays Off
A Visit from the Plumber
Freaky Me
The Casting Couch
Peep Town Now
Hard Work Pays Off
Doesn’t it?
I spent nine years learning accounting and taxation. I supported myself by working temporary jobs, reporting to the lowest rung on the ladder. I had a green couch in my living room. I studied there from 5 AM to 7 AM every weekday, all day Saturday, and all day Sunday except for a break to watch football. In the evenings I attended class. If I needed to go somewhere, I studied on the bus. If I ate in a restaurant, I studied between courses. I never read a newspaper. Never had time. Never had any money to spend. It all went for books and tuition. Never got enough sleep. I lived in pain from fatigue. Abe Lincoln may have studied law by candlelight, but he couldn't have worked any harder than I did. In the end I got my Masters degree, managed to pass the CPA exam, and even survived IRS' Enrolled Agent exam.
Finally, I found what I thought would be my dream job. I was hired as tax manager by a San Francisco public accounting firm. If only I'd known that the entire industry was mob controlled, and I’d be working for a trio of despicable clowns I call "The Three Stooges."