Here in Peep Town
“FBI is a gang of professional criminals paid by the government to break the government’s own laws. FBI itself is above the law. It buries its agents so deeply in anonymity that they can’t be identified by any central authority. They operate freely, unconstrained by oversight or accountability. Is it any wonder that some of them, armed with the most sophisticated privacy invasion tools in existence, use those tools for their own ends?”
“No one will believe you.”
The Postal So-called Police
Captain Chappaquiddick
Faggy Boys Inc.
Our Elected Representatives
A Peepie Primer
Robert the Pervert
The Three Stooges
I Telephone the President
An Arrest?
How the Peepies Enforce
Mob Rule
Considering a Career?
Senator Couldnthelp
Circus Life
A Love Letter
Hal the Pig, CPA
American President Lines
The Cable Guy
Hard Work Pays Off
A Visit from the Plumber
Freaky Me
The Casting Couch
Peep Town Now
The Cable Guy
AT&T's DSL service was so miserably unreliable that I decided to switch to Comcast cable. I made an appointment and the installer came over to my apartment. He was a great fat oaf who could barely squeeze himself behind my computer to make the connection.
I left him to his own devices and went about my business. When I returned to check on his progress, I saw him holding a stainless steel aerosol canister about six inches high and four inches in diameter. He was spraying it around the room. "What's that?" I asked. "Air freshener," he replied. Since there was no need for air freshener, I figured he had more than just a weight problem.
He finished the installation and left. A few days later my hands and arms began to itch. Within weeks my arms up to my elbows and my legs up to my knees were covered with itchy red splotches. The Peepies had paid the Comcast cable guy to spray flesh eating bacteria. Germ warfare!